beer soup

The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.

Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.
"Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"

Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"
by Kayne Wonderlust September 05, 2006
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beer dong

When a guy gets a blow job from a drunk chick and she pukes on his cock as he ejaculates. She goes beerdonging!

Origin: Derived from sucking dong and beer bonging.
I hooked up with this drunk chick last night and she beer donged all over my shit man!
by Notorious J Riz Riz July 25, 2009
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beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!
Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!
by Rich April 18, 2004
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Beer Math

Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.

(it's almost never correct)
Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"

Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"

Guy 2: "I only had 5"

Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"

Guy 1: "Not me"

Guy 2: "Not me"

Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
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beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.
bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on
by mad dog 22 June 13, 2011
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beer bog

When a loose poo is passed the following day after drinking a lot of alcohol, most notably beer. Often coinsides with a hangover.
Darren got drunk the night before and had a beer bog when he went to the loo this morning.
by MissKimmyCat November 11, 2015
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bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.
Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...
by tinydancer88 March 07, 2010
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