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John Cena

John Cena is the hottest wrestler in the WWE at the moment. The WWE's plan to put him over as the next 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin or The Rock backfired as he was pushed down the fans throats and not let to do his own thing.

The fans started to turn ther back on him in the Autumn and ever since he has been hit with major 'booing' from the crowd when he should be getting cheered.

He appeals to the women and the kids and also the 'blind' wrestling fans. The men and boys like myself seem to hate him with a passion because he is more gim.mick than real person.

We all know he is doing his job, but wrestling fans like who they want to like and hate who they want to hate.
John Cena lost the WWE title to a hugh heel and the fans cheered the heel.
by Craig Lewis January 11, 2006
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john starks

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.
YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
by Sex Ed December 8, 2006
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John George

What toppings would you like on your pizza?
-I'll have some John George and a little bit of John George on it.

What is your favorite type of dairy product?
-John George!

Where were you born?
-In a little town right off of John George Street in the great state of John George

What is three minus two?
-John George!
by Ilikedairyproducts January 19, 2011
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John McCane

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.
It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass
by Kevin Esser April 15, 2008
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papa johns

dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu
by Eddie J. December 15, 2008
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John Key

John Key is the current PM of New Zealand. He was voted in to this position by the New Zealand public solely because he has a slightly more dignified appearance and manner than the previous PM, Comrade Helen.
Although he comes across as a soft, modern man, he recently demonstrated that he is, in fact, a hard man, and is prepared to give all in service of his country. He demonstrated this by breaking his right arm in two places at a function, then carrying on as if nothing happened. He then shook the hands of 120 touch rugby players at another function before seeking medical help. Because of this, the phrase "to do a John Key" now refers to a seemingly uncharacteristic act of bravery and resolve.
Were John Campbell to do something remotely masculine, he could be said to 'have done a John Key'.
by HB1459 January 25, 2009
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