by kyliecarefree January 27, 2011
by emo-onyxcolourhairedgirl-loves HIM December 02, 2005
A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
The annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. If you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is WAY blacker. This person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own
You: I just got a new iPhone, it is pretty sweet
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe
by GhotiCatcher October 20, 2009
a color almost impossible to define, although retards think its a blacklight. (its not!)
a retarded color thought up by a smartass (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.
a retarded color thought up by a smartass (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.
guy: hey jokero, whats your favorite color?
Jokero: neon black
guy: wtf is neon black? *derrrr*
Jokero: fuck you thats what! *runs*
Jokero: neon black
guy: wtf is neon black? *derrrr*
Jokero: fuck you thats what! *runs*
by JokeroX42 August 27, 2008
Black Banshee is a rock band formed in Hershey, PA by their lead singer Josh Harner and bassist, Billy Vortexx. They play mostly glam rock from the 1980s along with other popular rock songs. Billy Vortexx writes most of the lyrics for the band.
by iloverockmusic September 17, 2011
When you've had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Sometimes victims possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank too much, sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "Im so wasted" or " I shouldnt be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything that happened during the event.
Guy 1 (Sober): Sup Homie?
Guy 2 (Hammered Still): (scratchy throat) Ugh wtf you calling me for?
Guy 1: You was crazy drunk last night fool. Its 4:00 in the afternoon.
Guy 2: What? How'd I end up sleeping on this countertop?
Guy Sober: You were f*cking nutz last night, Im not suprised you blacked out.
Guy 2 (Hammered Still): (scratchy throat) Ugh wtf you calling me for?
Guy 1: You was crazy drunk last night fool. Its 4:00 in the afternoon.
Guy 2: What? How'd I end up sleeping on this countertop?
Guy Sober: You were f*cking nutz last night, Im not suprised you blacked out.
by xxCrunked Upxx January 10, 2008