sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".

"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"

by greatwampa December 10, 2024

Mountain Man

A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.

I dated a mountain man, they really suck.

by kodak2021 August 20, 2021

Mountain collide

When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021