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Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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mountain creek

A ski resort in New Jersey where the lines are longer than the trails, the food is pricier than the lift tickets, and the only thing more plentiful than the potholes in the parking lot is the attitude of the locals. Don't worry, the 45-minute wait to get on the 2-minute chairlift is totally worth it for the breathtaking views of the Jersey suburbs.

North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
"bro lets hit up mountain creek this weekend!"

"nah bro I value my bones too much for that"
by causjdror January 29, 2025
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Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out
Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky
by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025
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Poop Mountain

When a party of 2 or more poop in the same toilet without flushing in between use. Ultimately piling up waste.
Dude, I was at the bar last night and walked in on a nasty Poop Mountain. It was awesome.
by DonDictionary February 22, 2025
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Mountain Bean

by Gregory IX March 4, 2025
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Mountain

Big Rock where no vegetation grows at the peak.
If your "mountain" has trees or grass at the top, it's a hill, not a mountain.
by Eggsploited March 15, 2025
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Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.
My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.
by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025
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