Wii sports matt

So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer

I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing

by Dicken Diaz April 27, 2020

A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

by DisDaSing December 25, 2011

Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.

Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.

by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008

to matt

to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside

The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.

by lolurnotmattdaddario April 1, 2017

Typical Matt

A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.

Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"

This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!

Jon: Typical Matt!

by Typical Matt July 4, 2010

dirty matt

When you fuck a stinky pussì bitch then pull out and wipe your dick under her nose.

"That bitches pussy stank so I dirty matted her".

by Stewie69420 March 29, 2020

Angry Matt

When someone is so mad that they cannot even speak. Often associated with glazed doughnut eyes and mutterings under their breath. There is no return from this temper until the next morning when it will be entirely forgotten.

Wow, did you see Tony last night? He went full on Angry Matt.

by Snacks King May 12, 2020