Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.
Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.
by Numerati August 04, 2024
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Math in Public

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.
John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast
by Wags86 January 18, 2022
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Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.
1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!
by Ganondox October 26, 2022
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Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.
Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.
by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022
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Hardy Math

An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.
"What is the eight times twelve?"

"One-hundred and eighty two."

"No it's not."

"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."
by slingslong September 09, 2011
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Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up
1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣
by Fuckabrokebitch January 08, 2022
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