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Flying Machine

This is literally the worst Clash Royale card next to the Battle Healer. It costs 4 elixir, can’t even take out a Heal Spirit, and dies from one Spear Goblin. Sucks ass at defense, offense, stamina AND speed, how does one card get this bad? Literally any other air defense card is better than the Flying Machine.
“Hey I use the Flying Machine!” “ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
by Akaudi7 July 2, 2021
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keen keen poker machine

To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.
"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an all night party and you can get 6 pints for a quid!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"
by MattOfAHero! October 16, 2008
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filling the gum ball machine

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.
Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.
by braydy February 14, 2012
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Human pinball machine

The act of three people have sex with a man in the middle using his dick to screw one person while he uses a backwards facing strap on to screw the person behind him. He then moves forward and backwards making a human pinball machine.
Bob: Dude I had a threesome last night
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!
by Pmoney July 5, 2012
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mail sorting machines

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020
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gas tank for a sex machine

a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!
by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020
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