dabs

Abbreviation for either 'doing a big shit' or 'do a big shit' dependent on context.

"Seriously mate, I need dabs soon or all hell will break loose in my colon."

"Brb dabs"

by MattOfAHero! August 22, 2008

keen keen poker machine

To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.

"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an all night party and you can get 6 pints for a quid!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"

by MattOfAHero! October 16, 2008