Definitions by MattOfAHero!

keen keen poker machine 

To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.

"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an all night party and you can get 6 pints for a quid!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"

keen keen poker machine by MattOfAHero! October 16, 2008

dabs

Abbreviation for either 'doing a big shit' or 'do a big shit' dependent on context.

"Seriously mate, I need dabs soon or all hell will break loose in my colon."

"Brb dabs"

dabs by MattOfAHero! August 22, 2008