Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020

Green lemon

A tropical Texas fruit

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.

by ReiK March 31, 2020

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017

lemon

A slang-term colloquially used for the female genitalia.

More specifically, it is in reference to the similar taste of the vaginal fluids and lemon juice; and the similar appearance of a cut-up lemon and a vagina.

"Did you hear? Martha got her lemon sucked on by Joey the other day."

by weirdobean69420 April 10, 2022

Lemon-Man

A powerful corporate being beyond anyone's understanding.

He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

e-lemon-ated

When you assalt some one who is annoying or getting on your nerves by squeezeing the lemon on their head and when your about finished you throw it their face.

My brother was getting me pissed enough for me to punch him in the face, but i didnt want to get punched back so i just got a lemon and e-lemon-ated him.

by enrique 1995 May 21, 2010