Landan

The way many people from London pronounce London.

Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.

by Ed Mason May 17, 2008

Landers

The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.

Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!

by Melissaaa June 24, 2008

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Landon Donovan

Greatness, he might be one of the best players on earth. (:

Landon Donovan is the reason the US is still in the world cup.

by Trexx26 June 28, 2010

Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

by Morris Packer December 6, 2007

Landon Gauthier

A tall kid who is always grounded. He watches Porn on a daily basis. He acts gay but only sometimes. He is Snoop Dog JR. He's super tall and towers over everyone. He can also almost dunk. He praises Hitler. You know big feet big meat😉. He has a very not nice GF that he doesn't hang out with. He has a VERY VERY VERY sexy butt and abs. He lost his virginity to a dog. He's smart when he comes to school but anything else he's retarded
Love you daddy~Sophia

"That kid is always Grounded"
"Must be a Landon Gauthier"

by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ March 11, 2019

Landon Bofa

Is a joke used as a joke and to destroy all last hopes of living on the person who says who's Landon Bofa

Tall guy- Do you know who Landon Bofa is?
Short guy (Idiot) - No, who is Landon Bofa?
Tall guy- Landon Bofa deez nuts in ya mouth!!!!!!
Short guy- (He was exiled out of (existence)

by Papi_Son7741 May 21, 2021