Jumping the gernade

Is when you hit on the ugly girl so your bud can hit on the pretty one

You owe me for jumping the gernade tonight

by Grunt824 April 6, 2016

Jump

Do it now and get off your technology you lazy

JUMP! JUMP AGAIN! AND AGAIN!

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Jump

Way of telling someone to k*ll themselves mainly on tiktok.

Pick me: "I'm so cute, petite and feminine!"

A sane person: Jump

by Fredaetyy May 19, 2025

Jumping The Dog

A slang idiom meaning to unintentionally or recklessly cause someone’s death; manslaughter. Often used in casual conversation as a figurative or euphemistic way to describe a fatal accident or negligent killing.

Example 1:
"I can’t believe what happened last night… the guy totally jumped the dog, and now he’s in serious trouble."

Example 2:
"They’re saying it was an accident, but it still counts as jumping the dog. Tragic."

Example 3:
"Man, I heard about that fight… someone really jumped the dog over there. Crazy."

by Entity_68 September 16, 2025

Jump shot

The act of administering an injection using a syringe after jumping. It's a particularly effect method for administering vaccines and analgesics.

The dentist numbed my mouth using her jump shot technique. Scary but effective.

by Joe Nathan loves INOB April 4, 2024

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017