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Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping
"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."
by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022
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Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022
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Jump Rider

Someone who jump resets all the times Minecraft pvp, making it annoying to kill them
He constantly jump resets, that Jump Rider doesn't take any knockback.
by Mftc March 29, 2024
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023
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Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.
Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.
by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
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Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin
"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"
by ShayneT March 16, 2015
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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