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Hexagon-Jerk

a Hexagon-jerk is a six person activity where you spread your legs on the ground with other people in the shape of a hexagon and jerk off the person to your left.
Josh: yo bro do you wanna go Hexagon-jerk with Gary, Brian, Jimmy, and Steve
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO
by luimity July 21, 2024
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Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
by retarded salad February 17, 2021
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squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
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Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.
Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.
by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011
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sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home
oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls
by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019
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dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
by USDrumer June 25, 2014
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The Jerk-Stun

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.
Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.
by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019
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