The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.
The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.
I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.
I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.
by JesusWasAGayBlackHomosexual December 02, 2010
by Msmith December 10, 2006
by SWarrantS February 17, 2014
Feeling, or tapping, one's pocket(s) to see if they remembered something important, such as a wallet or cellphone.
by Valtoire March 23, 2010
When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)
by lexmasterflex11 December 03, 2009
When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.
I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.
by Matt S. S. April 08, 2007
by colitisforlife November 06, 2010