Stimulating someones anus with any of the following: finger, mouth, toe, fist, hamster, cell phone (set to vibrate), ext.
Common act between homosexuals
Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"
The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts
Common act between homosexuals
Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"
The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts
by smallzilla January 12, 2011
The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
by Epic909 March 28, 2004
to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.
he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.
by marty767 September 24, 2006
by pjdpete April 14, 2006
by iopq November 12, 2003
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
by Johnny Hurts April 10, 2006
by cooperrrr February 07, 2014