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Depp Bed

A bed covered in feces. Most likely put there by Amber Heard
This girl came over and dropped a deuce in my bed last night and gave me Depp bed.
by Isthisnametaken April 27, 2022
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Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.
Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
by Xingle June 24, 2022
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Bed Sausage

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”
by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021
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Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018
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Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead
by Ur_FBI_Agent March 11, 2020
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Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.
She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.
by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019
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Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
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