Depp Bed

A bed covered in feces. Most likely put there by Amber Heard

This girl came over and dropped a deuce in my bed last night and gave me Depp bed.

by Isthisnametaken April 27, 2022

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.

Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?

by Xingle June 24, 2022

Bed Sausage

A man’s penis

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”

by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead

aight, Imma take a nap on my bed

by Ur_FBI_Agent March 11, 2020

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.

Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.

by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020