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Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.
by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019
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Loompoomp foot

A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.

Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!
by benbenefits April 9, 2020
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Foot

A hoe that makes a pimp profit. Since they're always walking the blade or walking the corners in general

Can also be called a feet
You can't name a "foot" I ain't had and I ain't bleed or

Last "feet" fagged on a G but that's regular
by CafeOso206 May 25, 2023
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Rabbits foot

Meaning Dominick Kcinimod only for a algorithm experiment and character development of pooh
The lucky rabbits foot doesn’t even work anymore my luck got blank (I)
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 18, 2025
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Ravers foot

Whilst at a social gathering (normally a sweaty club) a person exiting the toilet with toilet paper attached to one or other or both feet. A double foot infringement can also be known as Ravers Feet
cummin up nar treacle, love ya but, can you lose the ravers foot?
by Pullinger August 4, 2018
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Foot gravy

The sticky foul smelling goo that sticks to your foot when wearing wearing birkenstocks in warm weather
It’s so hot out, I shouldn’t have worn my birkenstocks. I’ve got a mad case of foot gravy.
by Hippiebikeguy May 5, 2022
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Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*
by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019
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