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BiTY Face

To make a crooked looking smile; normally during self-portraits. Also know as a Poker Face.
Look at her! She just made a BiTY face when she took her own picture!
by iTroy April 10, 2009
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Texas Face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.
by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016
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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit
by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022
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calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.
Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.
by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008
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Dark Face

A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.
Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?

Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.

Tim: Gross!!!
by Classic Murph April 6, 2011
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Franklin-face

Originated from the former UFC Middleweight Champion, Rich Franklin.

Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.

The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.

*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.
"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."

"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"

"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."
by Kaens January 18, 2008
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Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.
Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))
by nickbag9 August 1, 2007
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