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one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
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Jesus Eyes

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?
Jesus Eyes by Al Harwin March 31, 2009

Sex Eyes 

When a Girl gives a Guy the look to say

'I want you RIGHT here, RIGHT now' on a bus or tube

Sitting on a tube and the girl opposite gives you that cheeky sex eyes look/smile that says it all
Sex Eyes by James cxcxcx January 9, 2008

eyeopener 

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.
I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.
eyeopener by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

Bambi eyes

When someone(usually a girl) has big, innocent eyes, you can't help but fall in love with her Bambi eyes. They usually mean you are innocent and naive.
Boy 1: oh my god I'm already in love with her
Boy 2: cuz of her Bambi eyes?
Boy 1: yeah
cute sweet
Bambi eyes by Spidergirl0410 July 23, 2017

Fuck you in the Eye

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...
"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"