dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty

Natasha is a dirt monster

by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023

dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023

eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

Dirt Pickle

A Dirt Pickle is a blunt cause it's beautiful green wrapped in brown.

"Are you going to Alex' for the smoke sesh?"
"Nah all Alex smokes is Dirt Pickles I'm not trying to get addicted to nic."

by homelessgirlsummer2024 June 7, 2024

Dirt Lungs

Some who coughs a lot usually from cigarettes or going to races during the summer often

What’s the matter Dirt Lungs? You’re acting like you got dirt in your lungs

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

You Dirt

You dirt could mean a few different things such as you will die on the video game and also that your just a poor annoying person

“I’m finna land back you n drop you, you dirt !”

by FGRGABO July 10, 2024

magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024