The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

snapper dan

a very skinny man with no calves

wow that dude is skinny with no calves he must be snapper dan

by grace slayyywood September 13, 2022

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 04, 2017

Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021

Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

Dabbing Dan

I good YouTuber with thousands of subs

Dabbing Dan is a Great Youtuber

by Damm boy March 29, 2020

dan bing

The best Taiwanese breakfast food you will ever taste. It's the perfect ratio of egg to crepe. Often topped off with jiang you gao (soy sauce paste). You HAVE to try it. If you don't try it at least once in your life, you will most likely go to hell. People will peer pressure you to try it. Give in to the peer pressure.

Girlboss No. 1: There's this new breakfast place that opened up, I heard that they have dan bing.

Girlboss No. 2: Omg no way????!!!! Dan Bing?????? I love that sh*t!!!!

by Upuckle November 21, 2021