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Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"
Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.
by urbanjo February 11, 2024
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crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
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crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.
I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?
by novkayt October 20, 2010
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Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.
Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”
by Rotten Johnny June 11, 2019
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Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022
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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.
Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.
by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025
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