Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.

Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.

by PapoCrapo April 1, 2021

Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.

I heard a few clams at the concert last night.

by Swerdnase June 2, 2018

Clam Glam

A broad description for any number of piercings, tattoos or decorations on or about a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with "Booty Bling"

Last night we got all dressed up for a date. Marg even put in her best clam glam

by Burt_328 December 3, 2013

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Yodeling Clam

A Queef.

We had to stop our love making due to her yodeling clam.

by Maine52613 June 25, 2012