child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

child

TommyInnit

who's that boy over there? the one with the red and white shirt?

that's tommyinnit, the child

by mcytfanlmaoo February 14, 2021

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

Child

Child has two definitions 1.a small person of the age 7-10 a kid some might say 2.a name to call a friend when they are being stupid or childish

"come along children" also could be used as " child stop being a weirdo

by Uncle piggy March 30, 2019

childe

the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.

your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*

by childeswife September 28, 2021

mary childs

the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.

Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!

Mary Childs: Perfect at everything

by meepmoopmopbitch May 6, 2018

child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022