cheese panel 

Alternate definitions: assneck, dodus, and taint.
1. The area which becomes particularly sticky after a hot creamy shit.
2. The small piece of skin that runs from your hangees to your pooper.

Advice- shave this area weekly and wear loose clothing to catch a nice breeze on a hot summer day.
Advice- have a female, or male if that is your thing, lick your taint while you slap the clown. Orgasmic episode will increase to one you've never had before.

cheese panel by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Cheese-grated 

When one is under the influence of alcohol, and is dragged across the floor until there ass is completly red, or "cheese grated"

" YO sierra your ass in so red. dude,you got Cheese-grated."

Cheese-grated by yahay February 12, 2008

cheese bleed

When your cock starts to bleed due to a very toothy blowjob (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your cock (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. Also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. Funny that. hmmmm.

Guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.

Guy 2: too much info dude!!

Guy 1's Mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? I only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.

Guy 1: its nothing love, good blow job by the way

Guy 2: Hahahahaha

cheese bleed by hi11m4n August 4, 2010

cheese titts 

breasts that take on the appearance of cottage cheese after prolonged tugging, suckling, and possibly kicking in more extreme cases

hey there beautiful, do you have some crackers to go along with those cheese titts

cheese titts by hybridlval April 17, 2011

cheese daddy 

Aaron Rodgers

“I was glory holing this guy and I thought it was Aaron Rodgers, he told me to call him cheese daddy.”

cheese daddy by Bigdickwannabe November 19, 2017

Cheese Beanie 

The Cheese Beanie is a toasted sandwich, much like a cheese toasty except the filling contains a fusion of cheese and baked beans.

The cheese beanie slogan is: Minimum effort, maximum taste... Mmmmm!

Optional complimentary sauces might include brown sauce, worcester sauce or piri-piri sauce but don't take our word for it, go experiment...!

Mate, you have just got to try a cheese beanie! It's what your stomach's been yearning for!

Cheese Beanie by TurPot June 23, 2010

Cheese Head 

It has been proven by science that people who use Ecstasy form holes in their brains. Therefore Ecstasy users mostly stupid spic's from the valley who "RAVE" are referred to as Cheese Heads.

Were you hangin' with the cheese heads at that party?

Cheese Head by ThePersonNextDoor April 22, 2010