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Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.
Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.
mugGet the Boats n' Hoesmug.

Upton Tug Boat

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.
by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021
mugGet the Upton Tug Boatmug.

Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.
Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.
by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020
mugGet the Goat in a Boatmug.

boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.
I’m boat decking her”
mugGet the boat deckingmug.

Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.
We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.
by Drock221 September 25, 2014
mugGet the Laser boatingmug.

Dirt Boat

That chicks been ran through more than a poor look at that dirty ass dirt boat
by Joaquin Buckley November 24, 2020
mugGet the Dirt Boatmug.

boat knob

My friends are having a boat knob, you in?
by Windwing August 2, 2016
mugGet the boat knobmug.

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