Its a deal and a half

A phrase ryan made that means it is quite a good deal

Jimmy: Wow these adult diapers sure are cheap. One could say, its a deal and a half.
Jimbo: Oh jeez your right arntcha

by cledith April 8, 2019

A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019

Swedish half-pint

A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint

Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.

by viktorious_mm September 21, 2023

Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

by Is that so? May 13, 2019

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016

Half the hot dog

An incomplete job or submission.

I'm sorry professor, I didn't have enough time and only posted half the hot dog.

by Nacholiferaft May 7, 2019

dick ‘n a half

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.

“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”

by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019