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Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.
I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot
by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025
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chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard
by swollen richard January 22, 2014
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Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.
I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
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Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore
Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night
by Ck1227 July 26, 2019
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mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.
icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.
by ideefixe March 24, 2022
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