Waffle Stomp

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.

Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!

by Omnath December 18, 2019

Scuz Waffle

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.

"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."

by KevoB April 21, 2009

Dusty waffle

The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3

What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.

by Youurbiggestfan June 30, 2011

dry waffle

It is when you penetrate a girl and it is not wet.

Steve: Bro! I just penetrated and she was like a dry waffle.

Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch.

by RealNiggaHoursGlock September 19, 2016

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

large waffle

The response to "medium waffle"

Real Nibba: Medium Waffle.

You: Issa Large Waffle.

by Mr.Mc.Mac. December 26, 2017

Armenian Waffle Stomp

When a guy stomps a girls head over the shower drain for her own sexual pleasure. Has nothing to do with the Waffle Stomp

Because Mykaela was a dirty masochist, she asked Josh to give her the Armenian Waffle Stomp. She had to go the hospital for head trauma.

by SUCCMYPEENSMONKSOMEGREEN May 28, 2018