touch 

I just want to touch your head
I just want to touch your head
I just want to touch your head

I just want to touch your head

touch by Krkič March 17, 2020

Touch of the tism 

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.

Britt has a touch of the tism.

Touch of the tism by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023

healthy touch 

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

healthy touch by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Miley Touch 

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.

My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.

Miley Touch by Jack Noph December 3, 2013

tornado touchdown 

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water

"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"

tornado touchdown by jpros874 December 19, 2016

volvic touch

Great skill in the touching of the vulva.

In that moment, I knew she had the volvic touch.

volvic touch by UnderPoweredService June 15, 2017

Sarah Touch 

When everything you touch turns to literal shit!

Did you see that guy knock an entire house down while doing kitchen renovations? He's must have the Sarah Touch!

Sarah Touch by Xakkd October 10, 2017