Ticking time bomb

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her

Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you

by Somepieceofshitwitharms January 28, 2021

tickle me elmo

the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle

i gave that girl such a good "tickle me elmo" that she was blind for 2 weeks.

by thomas bobamas October 26, 2008

Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).

"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"

by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009

Tickies

Hickies that are found on the breasts.

That girl with the low cut shirt has tickies.

by Elijah_Blu April 29, 2011

Pink Ticket

The sweet pink flower of a girl who you have been chasing, also a name for the cunt of such girls in general or the whole girl.

"Stop the car at the next pub theres gotta be a bit of pink ticket around, its a sunday!"

"My balls are aching for it feels like im carrying watermellons back from asda, i really want some pink ticket tonight"

by cwish March 25, 2008

tick

small child that theinks hes "cool" but really hes a liddle biotch

maybe you

by xfallenxfatex May 31, 2004

Ticket

Totally rad, minty, dope smooth. anything that is better than something else. Usually refferred to in Mountain biking. You know, Mountain bike slang.

Dude, that bike is ticket.

I'm doing that trail again, its ticket.

That step-up is big, but it's ticket.

by CiRKUiT June 28, 2010