A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016
Get the Ham in a basketmug. 
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
Get the Hung like a Hammug. When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham
“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious
by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022
Get the Ham and cheesemug. PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017
Get the slice of hammug. Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
Get the Ham Watermug. 