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ASPCA face

Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)

A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.

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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.

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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.

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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.

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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!

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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!

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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!

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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!

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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
by The Vaginacological Society January 8, 2011
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facing destiny

When you are on xbox and are playing final fantasy 13

when someone looks at your profile when you are playing this game it tells people facing destiny
SPL95 has joined your xbox live party
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SPL95: Hey guys what are you doing?
NOW A FISHER: I'm just facing destiny and Edangles995 is in

game chat playing CoD MW2
by mr. 56 July 27, 2010
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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit
by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022
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Texas Face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.
by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016
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sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.
Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
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catch'a face

Form of good-bye

To say good-bye to a female whom you are trying to engage in coitus with, yet the conversation that you just had with her was in no was beneficial towards getting a sexual encounter. the term "catch'a face" would be used in frustration because of the wasted time just talking.
We talked for hours, and then she just fell to sleep, So I said catch'a face and left.
by MrLeighbear December 19, 2011
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Dark Face

A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.
Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?

Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.

Tim: Gross!!!
by Classic Murph April 6, 2011
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