surprise mothafucka

it is used to denote the element of surprise . can be used in any situation involving a surprise

for ex - pornstar:oooooooh baby put it

my pussy i love your big cock

guy *shoves dick into her ass*

pornstar: OMG WTF !!!

guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

by WizFact January 17, 2014

muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 23, 2006

Afghani Suprise

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.

You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise

by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009

norweigan surprise

when you knock out a chick with your cast and then bang her unconscious body for hours

sasha was so tight the only way cody could get somethin was with the norweigan surprise

by adam and zack September 13, 2007

german surprise

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

by James Cook August 31, 2006

Vegas suprise

When she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is passed out and you take a shit in her mouth. Then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the Mirage.

When she came home at 4:00am, I gave her a Vegas surprise.

by Jack Veldcamp October 16, 2004

October Surprise

A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.

Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.

by jigoku February 13, 2008