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Blarney Stone

The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.
Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
by Neach February 12, 2024
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Getting stoned with two birds

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
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Jizzney stones

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”
by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021
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Stone Freeze

The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.
I love the stone freeze from this coke!!
by Uncle Pepperjack February 8, 2024
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stone

Jim gave me his stone three times last night, it felt so good.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 26, 2019
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Elemental Stone

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. The elemental stone is blue and can be used to manipulate reality around ones self.
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
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The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019
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