David SquareHead

Ranker- a person that is not down for his shit also square headed

David SquareHead is in Minecraft.

by Gagsander May 29, 2019

kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

D squared

Douchebag dick

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.

by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019

Suspension squabble

The point when your chassis is so out of line, it hits a radiating frequency and you alternate between full jounce and rebound events

Man, you have so much suspension squabble I don’t know how you expect to take a woman out in that thing.

by Thicc_rick September 13, 2019

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

P squared

When some kid has a long name with the initials PP

Me: My name's Parker Pacingiousrimanigusilanerisamina!
Teacher: erm... I'll just call you P squared.

by R/SpicyMemeLord November 26, 2019

The Square

The holiest of shapes.

The square is the holiest of shapes. I dare not underestimate the square’s mystical and divine power.

by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019