Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Sloppy Joe

Mcdonalds

Shall we go and have sloppy joes

by Benny_M May 24, 2019

sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

Sloppy jollopy

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face

Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy

by Bdrysdale December 9, 2019

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

Another name for former vice president and 2020 candidate Joe Biden.

Damn could you imagine ever voting for old Sloppy Joe?

by goatfucker420 January 1, 2020

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019