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Ultimate Shark Pog

Rainbow Shark Pog, it means epic, but more excited.
by Sjarlyewd July 15, 2022
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friendly sharks

Sharks that are freindly and do not attack humans
Yo is that a friendly shar- MY LEG

Friendly sharks
by Mmmplayz June 1, 2024
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epaulette sharks

A species of long tailed carpet sharks
The are many species of epaulette sharks
by Foreverlovenme July 14, 2016
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Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Cocaine Shark

Cocaine Shark is an honor of the movie "Cocaine Bear", but has a 1.9 rating.
Person 1: Do you want to watch cocaine shark?

Person 2: It's terrible.
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Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up
Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."
by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025
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