Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.

My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.

by Broken Antler Alum June 26, 2020

Self-Shotgun

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.

I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.

by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023

Mid self esteem

This type of self-esteem is not low or high.

Emma :dad is having low self-esteem but mom is having high self-esteem. which one is good?
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.

by 459395 February 16, 2022

self-groupie

Or simply 'groupie'...
Much like a 'selfie', this is when two or more people pose for a photo that is simultaneously being taken by one of the photo subjects, normally with the intent to upload to social media after it has been taken.
Also like a 'selfie' this photo is taken with one member of the group extending an arm to capture all of the members (and his/herself) in the photo as well.

By the pure definition of the world 'self', Ellen Degeneres' photo taken with several of her fellow Hollywood stars at the #Oscars2014, could not have been a 'selfie'; instead, it would be referred to as a 'self-groupie' or simply a 'groupie'. This is not to be confused with the 'Groupies' that hang around stars and famous people, hoping to be seen or included in that lifestyle of glitz and fame.

by Meemz991 March 12, 2014

Self-reflection Selfie

A self-imposed image taken with a selfie camera usually expressing a picture of person’s face after a successful moment of self-accomplishment performing a task that nobody but the picture taker cares about. This selfie can also occur in the moments of a person’s boredom where it is accompanied by a philosophical reference or caption expressing a deep lesson learned, an important self-accomplishment or very insightful self-awareness.

Such photos are meant to socially establish credibility of profound wisdom to the person posting the image and caption about themselves, but often the reference is shallow at best, and serves the purpose of attention seeking individuals who have low self-esteem, little credibility, and little wisdom, if any on the philosophical message emphasized.

Lastly, images are usually of the persons face looking glaringly empty into space or directly at the camera, or after a period of physical exertion to emphasize the struggle that led to such credibility.

Oh look! Lucy has posted her 15th self-reflection selfie this week about how she burned out from her job and is now an executive coach on the subject. Man, if I’m struggling at work, can’t wait to talk to her.

Jeez Gary! He posted another self-reflection selfie about how his commitment to his work is a direct reflection of his ability to run 5km with his Nike sports watch. Wish I can be more like Gary, what a guy!

by dashiszznit April 20, 2024