Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

Salty enchilada

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.

I think I pissed my wife off because last night she gave me a salty enchilada

by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023

Salty

Fit and sexy

That girl is salty

by Roffers December 21, 2016

salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018

sally the salty

Sally is salty.

Sally the salty is salty as salt.

by dedre September 8, 2020