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Punching the chutney

Oh man, I was really punching the chutney last night. She was loose.
by Birdcore March 19, 2010
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Knife-Punch

A knife-punch is a bladed weapon stabbing maneuver so powerful that it forces the victim to fall in the direction of the stab. The victim falls with a momentum equal to the size of the knife and fist multiplied by the speed of the stab, and and is afterwards bleeding profusely
"If I knife-punch you in the face, you will fall backwards bleeding...from the face."
by outsidetheBox January 14, 2010
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Shaquika Punch

a swift uppercut to the genitalia that completely and utterly obliterates them.
Guy #1: Yo, you better shut your face, or ill shaquika punch your ass.

Guy #: NOOOO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
by jnymlr53 May 17, 2009
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Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.
Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!
by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009
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punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.
Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.
by Extius June 11, 2006
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Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"
My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.
by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009
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Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.
The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.
by ÜberSasquatch October 28, 2013
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