Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*

Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Proto

The mascot of Protogent, an "antivirus" company or some shit idk

"Security my ass" "With 20% lesse staff, the company is complete sh**!"
- Proto Gent, 2018

by alter_ego_cole May 14, 2022

Protogoggles

If you wear protogoggles it makes your speed go up by 5% and your max health and health regen go down by 5% each. They are useful against certain raid bosses like Mike Meyers and that guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You can make them with 5 copper and 2 glass.

No, I didn't. I know you told me to! I just couldn't be bothered. I'm fired? Alright. I did make protogoggles though.

by Protogoggles May 20, 2022

protolol

The stage prior to the audible convention of "laughing out loud".

Manifests itself in a small ejection of breath from one's nose.

I wasn't actively laughing, but it made me protolol.

Person 1: *protolols* - Bro, look at this: *shows meme*
Person 2: *protolols* - Nice.

by hajibi May 27, 2022

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022

protogen

kevin the photoshopper who is very furry, gay, weird and consistent with attempts to make people furrier

bro kevin da protogen

by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022

Prottengeier

Rich fat ass twat who likes to make jokes about fucking his dog and having sex with his friend's girlfriend.

Aw, it's one of them dog fucking, bitch sucking, fat ass Prottengeiers with the ego of a play-boy millionare.

by DarkDepression July 5, 2022