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Guy 1: Dude what the f*ck were you listening to with ashley last night?
Guy 2: Slow ride, I had to get that porn groove going to make the night last
Guy 1: whatever you say bro.
Guy 2: Slow ride, I had to get that porn groove going to make the night last
Guy 1: whatever you say bro.
by Mike TS February 19, 2012
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number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.
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