three-point check

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."

"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."

by all the names are taken wtf May 10, 2007

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west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 2, 2004

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No Points Scored

Basically the greatest band in the world.

3 members Eric, Andrew, Evan

by Wouldn't you like to know? June 21, 2003

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banana points

a stiffy game in which one person trys to earn points by being cool also points can be earned by getting laid, doin something dumb but funny,

dude i should get banana points i did a kickflip aw sorry johnny that deserves derrick points

by banana points January 6, 2008

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three point

three point is a word made up by omar mohammad while he was living in tracy = )

three point is a nick name or another word for tracy
for the fact that tracy is formed into a triangle from its surrounding interstates and tracy is mostly refferd to as the triangle city..
but for some reason tracys filled with skwares
idk its confusing btw

breh imma bout to scrape in this stolo and hit the three point to see whats good with the functions even tho they get shut down hella early..

by person who made it up July 8, 2009

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