hide the poo

A game played within a friends house. The aim being to hide faecal matter somewhere in the house for as long as possible.

I played Hide the Poo in Sasha's house, 6months later and she still hasn't found it!

by sexpest June 4, 2012

Poo Gremlin

The fictional gremlin that you imagine touching your ass as you poo into a dark smelly porto-potty.

Mark: Ricky I havent shit in 3 days!

Ricky: Why thats weird?

Mark: No its not, im just afraid of the Poo Gremlin touching my ass while I shit. Ill just wait till I get home.

by Mark Van Fucko November 17, 2011

poo slinger

1.nick name for a devilish feces throwing monkey

Bob:why dont we go see the poo slingers(monkeys) at the zoo
kevin:ok

by poo slinger April 1, 2005

fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.

1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!

by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004

dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 9, 2005

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003

deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.

Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.

by CHODES September 6, 2007