face-cunt

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.

Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.

by snizz master April 28, 2011

facing destiny

When you are on xbox and are playing final fantasy 13

when someone looks at your profile when you are playing this game it tells people facing destiny

SPL95 has joined your xbox live party
________________________________

SPL95: Hey guys what are you doing?
NOW A FISHER: I'm just facing destiny and Edangles995 is in

game chat playing CoD MW2

by mr. 56 July 27, 2010

Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.

Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))

by nickbag9 August 1, 2007

Franklin-face

Originated from the former UFC Middleweight Champion, Rich Franklin.

Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.

The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.

*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.

"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."

"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"

"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."

by Kaens January 18, 2008

Some Of The Face

If you get 'some of the face' it means that you have kissed someone. Or if you want some of the face then it means you would like to kiss someone. It is usually accompanied witha a swirling, sweeping, open-handed gesture circling your own face.

Dude #1 - Yo, how did you get on with that chick last night?
Dude #2 - Well, I got some of the face.
Dude #1 - Nice.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.

Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.

Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008