A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019

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bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

by YAWA May 25, 2021

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HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

by MuseOne March 29, 2010

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Swedish half-pint

A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint

Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.

by viktorious_mm September 21, 2023

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Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

by Is that so? May 13, 2019

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