Woman Moment

It's when you whiff alot of shots in an FPS game

Bro how did you miss all those shots?
Woman Moment

by Tendyy December 6, 2020

jesus moment

1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.

2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.

"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"

"Dude, you had a jesus moment"

"I must be jesus"

by HOBS09 November 11, 2006

Mojo Moment

When someone you know behaves like an AI or someone “living under a rock”. (The first “Mojo Moment” was made in 2021 by a guy on Twitter named Mojo in a legendary Twitter group chat.)

A: I heard that the new Call of Duty game is gonna be trash.
B: What’s “Call of Duty”?
A: Mojo Moment.

by fuckingscoozy November 17, 2021

senior moment

a memory lapse, such as those experienced by the elderly

I think she must have had a senior moment when you put it in her pocket.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2008

nigger moment

A brief, often accidental, moment in a white person's life where they act like a nigger. This lasts only for a short time, usually no more than a minute or two.

see: wigger moment.

White Guy #1: Dude, this new game is the shizzle, dawg.
White Guy #2: Huh?
White Guy #1: Sorry, nigger moment.

by Mozzarella Enthusiast September 28, 2008

Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

Julian Moment

A moment in time when someone (Julian) thinks something is incredibly amazing but is actually not that cool. Usually demonstrated by a loud "Woah" and is generally when covering a topic of little interest to others in the class.

A Julian Moment:

Mr. Brand: As the technology in this age gets better, more and more things are being made of carbon nano tubes.

Julian: Wooooaaaaahhh. Does the same thing happen with silicon dioxide?

Class: Shut up Julian

by carbonnanotubes December 18, 2010