by Josh February 3, 2004
Get the noah's mom mug.a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back
Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.
by katharineisawesome January 2, 2009
Get the mom car mug.the mom you become after your kids leave for college (and in some cases high school).
You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.
You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.
Celia is has morphed into mom-e, her son never answers his phone she has to text him to hear about his life.
by cezz January 5, 2009
Get the mom-e mug.That fat prostitute, that i have sex with in space, while eating shredded cabbage, with extra mayo. Which is also my friend lukes mom.
While i was eating cabbage out of lukes moms naval, i slipped out of her vagina and stuck into her mouth.
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